text_blog_by___yourbestbet__ Courtesy of thatmathchick, a round-up of academic papers regarding the existence of vampires. Physicists, mathematicians, and economists all have had their say on the topic.

http://io9.com/5241252/physicists-prove-that-vampires-could-not-exist

Papers mentioned include:

  • "Cinema Fiction vs. Physics Reality"
  • "Mathematics of the Human Vampire Conflict"
  • "The Transylvanian Problem of Renewable Resources"
  • "Cycles of Fear: Periodic Bloodsucking Rates for Vampires"
  • "Macroeconomic Policy and the Optimal Destruction of Vampires"
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