The mirror in the dressing room at Macy’s is the last place I expect to see a celebrity leering at me. Thankfully I had my cell phone camera to capture the event… (photo after the cut)

Clinton Kelly of the makeover show “What Not To Wear” was there to reassure me,

“Petites: Don’t fear the season’s bold florals. Just pair them with solids or subtle patterns.”

A thoughtful remark, to be sure. But I fear my cell phone camera can’t do justice to his pompous expression!